To Grandpa "My head has bones it it, but you can kiss it."
"Mommy, I pee-peed...my favorite!" after Aunt Susan took her to the bathroom.
When putting her to bed last night. "Can you sing me a new song?" Sure! so I started to sing a new song. She interrupted with "Maybe not that one." So I started a different one. "Yes! Yes! That's the kind of song I'm talkin' about!"
She didn't want to get into the truck after grocery shopping, so I told her that if she didn't come home with us she would starve and might die in the parking lot (I know...you probably shouldn't tell a 2 year old that). Dane told her again to get in the truck. She responded with, "I'm going to die, but you can go."